The deployment just got real, folks; we’re talkin’ tents. It’s actually pretty nice because we rearranged all the the lockers and have our separate little sleeping areas. Plus it’s only like 20 steps to the latrine. Any interaction with females in the Air Force these days is pretty much considered sexual assault, so we’ve turned our tent into a “No Girls Allowed” clubhouse. Try to get us in trouble ladies, just try!